Tuesday, October 16, 2012

A dream come true and a nightmare all rolled into one

I haven't exactly come to terms with my feelings about my master bathroom.  It's equally mortifying and awesome.  Kind of like a Vegas hotel room that you got for cheap on Expedia.  
 I'm pretty sure I don't have to tell you to notice the rounded vanity - how could you not.
And want to know a secret:  Not one of those drawers actually opens and there is no electrical outlet.  Form over function was apparently the theme of this design.  And by form, I don't necessarily mean good form.  
This is the most humbling bathroom I have ever been in.  At any given moment you can see yourself from 15 different angles.  Showers are quick, that's all I'm sayin'.
I'm honestly a little disappointed that the bathtub isn't in the shape of a giant champagne glass.  However, the carpeted stair almost makes up for it.
 I can't complain about the storage in the obnoxious room.  Behind every giant mirror there is a giant closet.  It's a give and take situation.
 This is mine...all mine:
Ya know, this bathroom has helped me to channel my inner Hugh Hefner and just live it up.  
 I think I'll take a bubble bath, put on my full-length velour robe and pour myself some brandy.


Ryan and Katie said...

Oh my! Lots of potential though!

Michelle said...

LOL.....it would be better if there was an outlet, or two....I'm just impressed you could take all those pictures without showing up in a mirror, very nice!

Wa Wa Waughs said...

Oh my, so hilarious! Very 80's, I'd say!

Kayla said...

That's awesome. I love how Andy can be showering while you bathe with your brandy and yall can make faces at each other through the little window. Very important feature.