Worse than predicted.

Unfortunately, that's just the way motherhood is sometimes.  Don't say you weren't warned.

So the frog lasted 1 hour and 34 minutes before it dove head first towards the light.  Wouldn't you?

Mia refused to believe it was dead because it's eyes were open. Yet another tough life lesson I wasn't prepared to explain. 

Personally, I was much more disturbed by it's tongue flailing out of it's mouth.  

I see many a therapy session in our future thanks to this little guy.

Here are a few sentences I hope to never hear out of his mouth again:

"My happy part of my day was when I pee-pee in Mia's closet."

"I wipe poop on Mia's bike because I don't want her to ride it no more."

"Hey Dad, come look at my poop tower."

I'm off to carb load.  

We all must survive somehow.