An open apology

Dear Family and Friends and any other random people I may have breathed on the past week,


Now that I have tested positive for H1N1 I can say with confidence that at any moment you should expect to come down with a huge fever, have the shakes, be completely lifeless and basically feel like you have been hit by a semi.

Here's the good news: you can guarantee that you're annoying little brother will get it next.


All my love (and germs),

Mia

P.S. If you look like this, come on over to my house and my mom will wait on you hand and foot to ease the guilt she has for allowing me to expose so many people to a flu that originated from pigs. Gross.


Honestly, I never let on in the slightest that I was feeling bad until I broke out in a huge fever so how could she have known? She is my mother and she should have some sort of second sense about these things and not send me to art class and Raegan's house and let me play with my 5 month old cousin. That crazy expensive Tamaflu purchase will teach her.