Thursday, June 20, 2013

While clearing out my phone I remembered that Mia had surgery and I made a pie.

I also read a fascinating article about the benefits of smoking 'shrooms, but there's no reason to dwell on that....
The pie, in my humble opinion, was as delicious as it was beautiful. This was the moment that I understood why people constantly post pictures of their food.
The surgery, on the other hand, was less than awesome. Mia was a champ and never complained once about not eating or drinking ALL DAY LONG. They didn't take her back for the surgery until almost 4:30 PM.
I might have snuck her about 22 tic-tacs, but still, she rocked the fast.
Recovery was another story. She was disoriented and hysterical. Unfortunately, it was too sad to be funny.
She is now tonsil and adenoid free. I tried to talk the doc into yanking out her appendix and gall bladder while they had her under. It would totally save us a couple of co-pays. 
He didn't think I was very funny. 
The joke is on him because I wasn't trying to be funny. I was dead serious.
VBS happened this week.  My husband successfully made an arse of himself in the plays, in case anyone was wondering. (I mean that as a compliment.)
We have a college kid staying with us right now who is supposed to leave for Australia today but can't find his passport.
Welcome to life with college kids.


Wa Wa Waughs said...

I love this randomness. I get all caught up with my blog having to make sense. I want to be a good writer and funny and entertaining. So thanks for proving to me that randomness is good and funny and entertaining. Love you!

Erin said...

Your hubby totally rocked VBS. I laughed so hard at his characters!