Welp, I went there.
After seeing these cookie creations here, and here, and just about everywhere else in the blogosphere I could take it no longer.
It was time for me to test and approve the wonder that is the Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookie.
I am perfectly capable of making my own chocolate chip cookies but I'm certainly not willing, so here is my version.
Pretty straightforward. Just take come partially hydrogenated death-inducing oils and smash them around some other partially hydrogenated death-inducing oils.
Bake at 350 and you have this beauty (I charge extra for the wrinkly, ancient looking hand).
The warm, kinda melty Oreo center is like the Holy of Holies. You must treat it with great care and respect.
By that I mean, you must eat it right from the oven and chase it with a Cherry Coke Zero while the children are locked in their bedrooms so as to not ruin this most blessed of experiences.
I will admit I had to take some Tylenol about 30 minutes after this because the sugar headache was quite intense.
Worth it? Yep.