Friday, February 25, 2011

How could something so wrong taste so right?

Welp, I went there.  

After seeing these cookie creations here, and here, and just about everywhere else in the blogosphere I could take it no longer.  

It was time for me to test and approve the wonder that is the Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookie.

I am perfectly capable of making my own chocolate chip cookies but I'm certainly not willing, so here is my version.  
Pretty straightforward.  Just take come partially hydrogenated death-inducing oils and smash them around some other partially hydrogenated death-inducing oils.
Like this:
Bake at 350 and you have this beauty (I charge extra for the wrinkly, ancient looking hand).
The warm, kinda melty Oreo center is like the Holy of Holies.  You must treat it with great care and respect.
By that I mean, you must eat it right from the oven and chase it with a Cherry Coke Zero while the children are locked in their bedrooms so as to not ruin this most blessed of experiences.
I will admit I had to take some Tylenol about 30 minutes after this because the sugar headache was quite intense.  

Worth it?  Yep.

13 comments:

Mandy said...

This is sick...this is wrong...this is dessert tonight! Thanks!

ann said...

Good gosh almighty, Summer! Releasing this technology on the masses is dangerous! :)

Wa Wa Waughs said...

You had me till the cherry coke part - now that's wrong! How do stay so fit and trim???

Anonymous said...

1st pic I went OMG! p.s.luv ur blog =)

Anonymous said...

I ment the 2nd picture. silly me

kj said...

great, i'll order a dozen. when will they be ready?

Kayla said...

Oh dear...I need to try!!!

Gena said...

Wrong. And you should have been at Body and Soul this morning to work that baby off.

Lisa said...

Oh my...that sounds great! All of it, even the Cherry Coke Zero! (thats my fav right now too!) I think trying the cookie with peanut butter oreos would be even more sinful, I mean delicious! :o)

Tara Hobbs said...

After looking at the first picture, I was wondering what you were making with rice, pasta, beans, and cookies. Sounds like something Elizabeth would be making. :-) But these sound so yummy, but dangerous!!

OK Chick said...

Oh my!

Amy in Edmond said...

You should try making brownie covered Oreo cookies. They are also super delicious.

Nicole said...

I will buy the ingredients necessary to make this recipe that will send me into a diabetic coma. And love every minute of it.