Sunday, December 18, 2011

I can't hide it any longer...

I have felt it for years and it is finally time to admit who I really am - an 80-year-old trapped in a 34-year-old body.  Not only do I love waking up at 5 AM,  going to bed at 9:00 PM,  and eating dinner at 4:30, I have officially "joined the club," and once you're in you can never go back:
Yes, the highlight of my holidays this year has been my acceptance in the Harry and David fruit of the month club.
All you ladies out there getting fancy purses, botox gift certificates and pilates classes - you go right on ahead.  I'll be at home in my fuzzy socks eating pears.
I feel no shame.

6 comments:

Alyssa said...

What an awesome gift! I feel bad about getting a chocolate of the month club now! :)

Gena said...

That is so awesome. At first glance I thought you got a weird picture of me kissing a box. After I realized that you have never gotten a picture of me kissing a box, I realized that we are beginning to resemble each other. Sort of like dogs, but best friends. THAT made me warm and fuzzy.

Elizabeth Mullins said...

I love getting those too! Ours do not last very long! BTW, hilarious Christmas letter, as always! Loved getting the card!

OK Chick said...

I'm jealous!!! What a great gift.

Wa Wa Waughs said...

You are too healthy! I was lamenting my last truffle from Harry & David last week!

vivianjane said...

You are so funny and so cute!
Jane