This is an obnoxious amount of pictures for an event that lasted less than three minutes.

Don't say you weren't warned.

This little stud-muffin was the crown bearer at OC's Homecoming today.

We were a just a little bit proud.

 Mia graciously allowed Bode to have a sliver of the spotlight.

She's mature like that.

 Just a few members of Bode' entourage.  They're a wild bunch, lemmetellya.

I don't know why I am including this picture...

Oh yah, they happen to be two of my favorite students of all time.

 "Well hello there, Little Lady."

 Typical woman: Making sure her man is looking his best.

Typical man: Clueless.

 Bode's hero:

This is just about the time Bode reconsidered his original agreement to do this.

"You can make me go out there but you can't make me smile about it."

 "You can wave and jump up and down at me all you want, I already told you - I'm not smiling."

 Try and tell me that's not the cutest, nonsmiley kid you've ever seen.

 The bribery: A sword from Wal-Mart.

 And it worked like a charm.

He's always been a sucker for violence.