...everywhere you go (if you are in my house, car, or inside my mind, that is).
I'm about to leave the country with these two darlings. I only have 1,243 more things on my to-do list, which means I am right on schedule.
And before you blow up this photo, dig your kid's little magnifying glass out of the toy box, and call your best friend to ask her if what you are seeing is real I'll go ahead and tell you: Yes, that is my child in the front seat holding my other child without seat belts. (Sometimes I don't consider the OC loop a "real" road. Like, when one of my kids is sound asleep and I'm terrified of waking the little monster.)
I'm trying to get them ready for the crazy driving I hear about in Brazil. I'm doing them a favor, thankyouverymuch.
If anyone would like a fish or a dog
forever for the rest of the month, let me know. I have one of each.
I fully expect my children to come back completely mature and wise beyond their years. There is no doubt in my mind that they will be perfectly behaved, have zero meltdowns, and will forget what it means to whine. It's going to be awesome.
In case one of my many recurring nightmares comes true and there is no 24/7 wifi, I will see you in June!