Tuesday, March 10, 2009

This is so over the line

With much (ok, not that much) hesitation I present to you.....my butt. I realize this post has crossed the lines of decency and good taste, reveals just how low my standards really are, and definitely puts me into the white trash category. So here goes.
Ride Mommy like a horse time got a little out of control the other day and Bode ended up puking - right on my boo-tay. How did I know? I felt the warmth, that's all I'm sayin.

And being the considerate little puker that he is, he immediately ran to the bathroom and brought the tiniest piece of toilet paper known to man and proceeded to wipe it off. Now if that ain't precious I don't know what is.
And Mia, being a girl after my own heart, knows good (or hideous) blogging material when she sees it. Without prompting, she ran to the desk, got out the camera and documented the entire event, all for you, my blogging friends. If I had slightly more class and dignity I would have just pretended to post this as to satisfy her. But I don't.

If you never read this blog again I will not blame you.

17 comments:

Alyssa said...

You are so funny. And Mia is quite the photographer. Thanks for keeping us informed of what really goes on in the Lashley home.

Verna said...

We still love you, don't worry!
; )

Ryan and Katie said...

Way to go Mia! "Train up a blogger the way she should go and when she is old she will not depart from it. Amen." I think that's how the verse goes, right?

D's Mom said...

This made me laugh. And the fact that Mia ran to get the camera? Priceless.

Amy {Mom Spark/Mom Made That!} said...

Best post ever!

the.fortes said...

You crack me up! Love the post.

Michelle said...

I was just hoping Summer would post one of her funny moments... seriously! I still laugh about the one when you called the police on your neighbors when you were sick...

Thanks for the laughs, on your behalf, you are so kind!

shawn and emma said...

I can no longer read this blog...during nap time...I am going to wake my children up laughing so hard....this is the best laugh I've had today! HILARIOUS!

Drew said...

wow. Well that's a side of you I havent seen before... hahaha

Beck said...

Oh my gosh this is SO funny! Everytime I am surrounded by a mess I desperately call out to my 2 year old son to bring Mama a wipe. He always returns with the most teensy tiny square of toilet paper. I always laugh and go get the wipes myself. Cute post, you know I will keep reading, LOL!

Suzanne said...

SO funny!! I love it when Jaxon thinks to grab the camera!! Way to go Mia, I hate to think that we might not have had this post without her!! ha!

Brandi said...

What are we doing to our poor children?? They think they have to catch everything with the camera! That is so FUNNY! I especially love the tiny piece of paper Bode brought to clean it with. Great pics Mia!

OK Chick said...

HAHA! This post made me laugh. I'm happy you've trained Mia to keep all of your readers updated.

Gena said...

Nice pictures, Mia. This one even has Erick laughing.

kj said...

I don't check in for two days and THIS is what I miss.

Dang it!

Andrea said...

I like how your dog is supervising the efforts.

Jennifer said...

I'm laughin' so hard I'm cryin'!!!!