Saturday, May 31, 2008

I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared to death



I am afraid my son is going to grow up to be a hardened criminal. Case in point: In nine short months he has managed to pull a fire alarm at an elementary school sending hundreds of school children and teachers running for safety, and just yesterday while playing with the cordless phone, he dialed 9-1-1 and the police showed up at the front door in a panic.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I resent all of you out there that told me the second one was sooo much easier (yah, you know who you are). Because of you I have a crazy man on my hands. Don't let that innocent looking, adorable little face fool you. I am going to take my therapy bills out of his allowance someday.

5 comments:

Aubrie said...

Okay, did not know about the 911 incident. I don't know that I want to be alone with him anymore.

Suzanne said...

Oh man! At least he does have a sweet face!

Dara said...

Aidan had my cell tonight and this flashed through my head.

Gena said...

Stay away, Bode. Stay away.

Lesley said...

Looking forward to containing him at SSS!