"Mommy, Daddy got you a wooden boobie holder at the party store."

Not a sentence I was prepared to hear gushing out of my child's mouth today. But apparently you haven't lived until you've owned a coconut bra.

I should know.

Nothing could have prepared me for my day today. It. Rocked.

It's all I can do to not make your stomachs turn by telling you how much I lucked out with this Andy guy. Seriously.


He fashioned me a fancy diet coke mocktail delivered to me by a live mariachi band (aka Erick Alexander and some random guy with a weird Jamaican accent).

Check it out. The patent is pending.
Then things got real fun.

First a necessity - my Starbucks card.

Then my favorite place on the planet, save Starbucks - Target.

Next, another favorite - as I like to call it, Forever 29.

The fourth gift of the day, a new necessity - At The Beach. I've never tanned in my life but I'm not above it.
And finally....

(And if you even have to ask if that's really us then I think I hate you.)

The best ten years of my life. No doubt about it.