Why is spell checker not working? I can't be expected to spell things correctly when typing with one hand at four in the morning.

So I tried to scan a picture of myself when I was a baby so everyone could gawk at how adorable I was, but even my own scanner rejected me. It couldn't detect the picture, which is about right. Not only will my DNA not transfer to my own children, it isn't even detectable in a computer scanner.

In other news, the Bodester is sitting up, kind of. He thinks he's the stuff.

In fact, he's so cool now that he has decided he is through with bottles and is grossly offended by baby food and cereal. He demands the finer things in life, like my hazlenut gelato that he literally thrust himself upon and, unfortunately for me, was lucky enough to plant his mouth right in the middle of. Things haven't been the same since.