Bode's new favorite word: whore.
As in, "Mommy, you whore?"
"More whore, more whore."
"I want whore."
"Whore, whore, whore (with the same inflection as 1, 2, 3....)."
I'm killing myself trying to interpret this. "Bode, do you want to go to the store?" "Is your favorite number four?" "Yes, that's the floor." "Oh, I get it, you want to go out the door." To no avail. I guess it's time I accept the fact that my kid is obsessed with whores. Whatever that means.
I've already tried to think of my response when he starts pointing and yelling it in church. "Oh yes, Bode, Jesus loves everyone, even the whores.
Now wouldn't that just be the cherry on top of my Sunday?